The Hebrew Hammer
2003 · 81 min · Director: Jonathan Kesselman
Show plot summary (may contain spoilers)
Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus's evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa's evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews.
Emotional fingerprint
The Hebrew Hammer (2003) — Movie. Top emotional signals: Humor 40%, Joy 25%, Excitement 15%. Source: AI estimate. Shares describe emotional signal, not percentages of people. Your experience may differ. How we measure
- Humor40%
- Joy25%
- Excitement15%
- Surprise10%
- Satisfaction10%
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Why it feels this way
The strongest emotional signals are Humor, Joy, Excitement. Genres: Comedy. AI estimate.
Is it worth watching?
Consider this title if you are looking for Humor, Joy and Excitement. Its IMDb rating of 6.1/10 suggests a generally positive audience reception. For these leading emotions, its Feel Score is 64/100.
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Emotional journey
- Humor
- Tension
- Relief
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No dominant emotion
Dominant emotion: Sympathy
Dominant emotion: Humor
Dominant emotion: Relief
Dominant emotion
| % | Approximate minute | Dominant emotion | Overall intensity | Humor | Tension | Relief |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.5 % | ≈ 2′ | Sympathy | 62 % | 52 % | 20 % | 2 % |
| 7.5 % | ≈ 6′ | Humor | 64 % | 59 % | 25 % | 3 % |
| 12.5 % | ≈ 10′ | Humor | 65 % | 63 % | 29 % | 1 % |
| 17.5 % | ≈ 14′ | Humor | 68 % | 66 % | 20 % | 0 % |
| 22.5 % | ≈ 18′ | Humor | 71 % | 71 % | 13 % | 0 % |
| 27.5 % | ≈ 22′ | Humor | 69 % | 69 % | 16 % | 1 % |
| 32.5 % | ≈ 26′ | Humor | 64 % | 64 % | 21 % | 4 % |
| 37.5 % | ≈ 30′ | Humor | 66 % | 64 % | 29 % | 8 % |
| 42.5 % | ≈ 34′ | Humor | 71 % | 66 % | 38 % | 9 % |
| 47.5 % | ≈ 38′ | Humor | 70 % | 68 % | 36 % | 5 % |
| 52.5 % | ≈ 43′ | Humor | 68 % | 66 % | 38 % | 5 % |
| 57.5 % | ≈ 47′ | Humor | 68 % | 64 % | 39 % | 9 % |
| 62.5 % | ≈ 51′ | Humor | 66 % | 61 % | 34 % | 8 % |
| 67.5 % | ≈ 55′ | Humor | 65 % | 61 % | 39 % | 3 % |
| 72.5 % | ≈ 59′ | Humor | 69 % | 64 % | 51 % | 1 % |
| 77.5 % | ≈ 63′ | Humor | 74 % | 63 % | 60 % | 15 % |
| 82.5 % | ≈ 67′ | Relief | 75 % | 61 % | 61 % | 35 % |
| 87.5 % | ≈ 71′ | Humor | 76 % | 66 % | 49 % | 46 % |
| 92.5 % | ≈ 75′ | Relief | 73 % | 66 % | 21 % | 50 % |
| 97.5 % | ≈ 79′ | Humor | 65 % | 60 % | 3 % | 45 % |
Cinderella
Rags to riches: The emotional tone rises from negative to positive.
Riches to rags: The emotional tone falls from positive to negative.
Man in a hole: The tone falls, then recovers.
Icarus: The tone rises, then falls.
Cinderella: The tone rises, falls, then rises again.
Oedipus: The tone falls, rises, then falls again.
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Cast
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Israeli Rental Agent
Tony
Jimmy
Details
- Directed by
- Jonathan Kesselman
- Written by
- Jonathan Kesselman
- Type
- Movies
- Released
- 2003
- Runtime
- 81 min
- Country
- United States
- Genres
- Comedy
- Ratings
- Feels mostly
- Humor
- Data updated
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