Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
2008 · 100 min · Director: Steve Miner
Show plot summary (may contain spoilers)
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Emotional fingerprint
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) — Movie. Top emotional signals: Humor 35%, Happiness 25%, Empathy 20%. Source: AI estimate. Shares describe emotional signal, not percentages of people. Your experience may differ. How we measure
- Humor35%
- Happiness25%
- Empathy20%
- Excitement10%
- Satisfaction10%
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Why it feels this way
The strongest emotional signals are Humor, Happiness, Empathy. Genres: Comedy, Drama, Adventure. AI estimate.
Is it worth watching?
Consider this title if you are looking for Humor, Happiness and Empathy. Its IMDb rating of 4.3/10 suggests a mixed audience reception; consider how well the emotional profile suits you. For these leading emotions, its Feel Score is 56/100.
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Emotional journey
- Humor
- Empathy
- Joy
Not enough subtitle evidence
No dominant emotion
Dominant emotion: Humor
Dominant emotion: Sadness
Dominant emotion: Empathy
Dominant emotion: Joy
Dominant emotion: Tension
Dominant emotion
| % | Approximate minute | Dominant emotion | Overall intensity | Humor | Empathy | Joy |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.5 % | ≈ 3′ | Humor | 47 % | 43 % | 17 % | 13 % |
| 7.5 % | ≈ 8′ | Humor | 51 % | 43 % | 30 % | 9 % |
| 12.5 % | ≈ 13′ | Sadness | 56 % | 46 % | 39 % | 5 % |
| 17.5 % | ≈ 18′ | Humor | 58 % | 54 % | 30 % | 8 % |
| 22.5 % | ≈ 23′ | Humor | 57 % | 57 % | 25 % | 9 % |
| 27.5 % | ≈ 28′ | Humor | 55 % | 55 % | 30 % | 6 % |
| 32.5 % | ≈ 33′ | Humor | 51 % | 49 % | 32 % | 5 % |
| 37.5 % | ≈ 38′ | Humor | 51 % | 39 % | 39 % | 8 % |
| 42.5 % | ≈ 43′ | Empathy | 53 % | 33 % | 49 % | 14 % |
| 47.5 % | ≈ 48′ | Empathy | 51 % | 36 % | 48 % | 23 % |
| 52.5 % | ≈ 53′ | Humor | 53 % | 45 % | 35 % | 31 % |
| 57.5 % | ≈ 58′ | Humor | 56 % | 49 % | 30 % | 30 % |
| 62.5 % | ≈ 63′ | Empathy | 58 % | 36 % | 43 % | 19 % |
| 67.5 % | ≈ 68′ | Empathy | 57 % | 25 % | 49 % | 18 % |
| 72.5 % | ≈ 73′ | Joy | 55 % | 31 % | 39 % | 24 % |
| 77.5 % | ≈ 78′ | Humor | 53 % | 39 % | 33 % | 24 % |
| 82.5 % | ≈ 83′ | Tension | 60 % | 39 % | 38 % | 38 % |
| 87.5 % | ≈ 88′ | Joy | 71 % | 34 % | 51 % | 60 % |
| 92.5 % | ≈ 93′ | Joy | 73 % | 28 % | 62 % | 65 % |
| 97.5 % | ≈ 98′ | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence |
Rags to riches
Rags to riches: The emotional tone rises from negative to positive.
Riches to rags: The emotional tone falls from positive to negative.
Man in a hole: The tone falls, then recovers.
Icarus: The tone rises, then falls.
Cinderella: The tone rises, falls, then rises again.
Oedipus: The tone falls, rises, then falls again.
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Cast
Private Connie Johnson
Sergeant Mills Evans
Camille
Amber
Joe Kidd
Dolores
Stylist
Private Hammaori Sister
Details
- Directed by
- Steve Miner
- Written by
- April Blair, Kelly Bowe, Kelly Bowen
- Type
- Movies
- Released
- 2008
- Runtime
- 100 min
- Country
- United States
- Ratings
- Feels mostly
- Humor
- Data updated
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