The Maiden Heist
2009 · 91 min · Director: Peter Hewitt
Show plot summary (may contain spoilers)
Three middle-age guards learn that their museum has sold a wing of art to a Danish museum. Each has a favorite in that collection, and none can imagine life without the peace and completion it brings. Though mere acquaintances, they plot a theft of the three pieces between the time they are packed and the time they're loaded onto a plane. First each must obtain a forgery; then, they have to smuggle the forgeries into the museum and find a way to make the switches. The heist is complicated by Roger's intrusive wife - he's promised her a trip to Florida for their anniversary - and George's proclivity for taking his clothes off when standing in front of the warrior statue he loves.
Emotional fingerprint
The Maiden Heist (2009) — Movie. Top emotional signals: Humor 35%, Joy 20%, Excitement 15%. Source: AI estimate. Shares describe emotional signal, not percentages of people. Your experience may differ. How we measure
- Humor35%
- Joy20%
- Excitement15%
- Empathy15%
- Satisfaction15%
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Why it feels this way
The strongest emotional signals are Humor, Joy, Excitement. Genres: Comedy, Crime. AI estimate.
Is it worth watching?
Consider this title if you are looking for Humor, Joy and Excitement. Its IMDb rating of 6.0/10 suggests a generally positive audience reception. For these leading emotions, its Feel Score is 60/100.
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Emotional journey
- Humor
- Tension
- Relief
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No dominant emotion
Dominant emotion: Tension
Dominant emotion: Humor
Dominant emotion: Curiosity
Dominant emotion: Relief
Dominant emotion
| % | Approximate minute | Dominant emotion | Overall intensity | Humor | Tension | Relief |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.5 % | ≈ 2′ | Tension | 51 % | 17 % | 42 % | 0 % |
| 7.5 % | ≈ 7′ | Humor | 42 % | 22 % | 23 % | 0 % |
| 12.5 % | ≈ 11′ | Curiosity | 40 % | 29 % | 14 % | 0 % |
| 17.5 % | ≈ 16′ | Curiosity | 43 % | 35 % | 19 % | 2 % |
| 22.5 % | ≈ 20′ | Humor | 43 % | 38 % | 27 % | 7 % |
| 27.5 % | ≈ 25′ | Humor | 43 % | 36 % | 30 % | 7 % |
| 32.5 % | ≈ 30′ | Humor | 42 % | 32 % | 29 % | 4 % |
| 37.5 % | ≈ 34′ | Tension | 44 % | 29 % | 36 % | 5 % |
| 42.5 % | ≈ 39′ | Tension | 47 % | 31 % | 40 % | 9 % |
| 47.5 % | ≈ 43′ | Humor | 42 % | 33 % | 34 % | 11 % |
| 52.5 % | ≈ 48′ | Tension | 40 % | 31 % | 32 % | 9 % |
| 57.5 % | ≈ 52′ | Humor | 44 % | 35 % | 38 % | 11 % |
| 62.5 % | ≈ 57′ | Tension | 53 % | 33 % | 49 % | 13 % |
| 67.5 % | ≈ 61′ | Tension | 63 % | 29 % | 60 % | 15 % |
| 72.5 % | ≈ 66′ | Relief | 63 % | 38 % | 59 % | 28 % |
| 77.5 % | ≈ 71′ | Humor | 61 % | 48 % | 56 % | 26 % |
| 82.5 % | ≈ 75′ | Tension | 57 % | 46 % | 53 % | 19 % |
| 87.5 % | ≈ 80′ | Relief | 53 % | 35 % | 36 % | 33 % |
| 92.5 % | ≈ 84′ | Relief | 54 % | 23 % | 20 % | 48 % |
| 97.5 % | ≈ 89′ | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence |
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Icarus: The tone rises, then falls.
Cinderella: The tone rises, falls, then rises again.
Oedipus: The tone falls, rises, then falls again.
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Cast
Needlebaum
Curator
Donnie
Bob
Sculptor
Tony
Pauly
Humming Security Guard
Phil
Museum Executive
Assistant Museum Director
Details
- Directed by
- Peter Hewitt
- Written by
- Michael LeSieur
- Type
- Movies
- Released
- 2009
- Runtime
- 91 min
- Country
- United States
- Ratings
- Feels mostly
- Humor
- Data updated
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