Love Steaks
2013 · 89 min · Director: Jakob Lass
Show plot summary (may contain spoilers)
A luxury hotel. Steaks frizzle, muffintops getting massaged. Clemens (rare) joins the wellness area as a rookie. Lara (well-done) needs to assert herself in the kitchen pack. The elevator brings the two of them together. Hanging in dependence. They encounter each other, until they clash.
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Emotional fingerprint
Love Steaks (2013) — Movie. Top emotional signals: Excitement 30%, Love 25%, Humor 20%. Source: AI estimate. Shares describe emotional signal, not percentages of people. Your experience may differ. How we measure
- Excitement30%
- Love25%
- Humor20%
- Anxiety15%
- Satisfaction10%
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Why it feels this way
The strongest emotional signals are Excitement, Love, Humor. Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance. AI estimate.
Is it worth watching?
Consider this title if you are looking for Excitement, Love and Humor. Its IMDb rating of 6.2/10 suggests a generally positive audience reception. For these leading emotions, its Feel Score is 64/100.
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Emotional journey
- Empathy
- Tension
- Humor
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No dominant emotion
Dominant emotion: Humor
Dominant emotion: Tension
Dominant emotion: Empathy
Dominant emotion
| % | Approximate minute | Dominant emotion | Overall intensity | Empathy | Tension | Humor |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.5 % | ≈ 2′ | Humor | 33 % | 20 % | 20 % | 27 % |
| 7.5 % | ≈ 7′ | Humor | 39 % | 19 % | 23 % | 31 % |
| 12.5 % | ≈ 11′ | Humor | 45 % | 20 % | 26 % | 35 % |
| 17.5 % | ≈ 16′ | Tension | 48 % | 28 % | 31 % | 34 % |
| 22.5 % | ≈ 20′ | Humor | 46 % | 31 % | 29 % | 35 % |
| 27.5 % | ≈ 24′ | Humor | 49 % | 35 % | 30 % | 34 % |
| 32.5 % | ≈ 29′ | Empathy | 54 % | 43 % | 38 % | 30 % |
| 37.5 % | ≈ 33′ | Humor | 51 % | 36 % | 36 % | 35 % |
| 42.5 % | ≈ 38′ | Humor | 50 % | 23 % | 26 % | 44 % |
| 47.5 % | ≈ 42′ | Humor | 54 % | 20 % | 23 % | 48 % |
| 52.5 % | ≈ 47′ | Humor | 54 % | 30 % | 33 % | 40 % |
| 57.5 % | ≈ 51′ | Empathy | 54 % | 40 % | 43 % | 33 % |
| 62.5 % | ≈ 56′ | Humor | 51 % | 39 % | 41 % | 33 % |
| 67.5 % | ≈ 60′ | Humor | 45 % | 31 % | 31 % | 34 % |
| 72.5 % | ≈ 65′ | Humor | 46 % | 31 % | 30 % | 32 % |
| 77.5 % | ≈ 69′ | Tension | 51 % | 39 % | 40 % | 24 % |
| 82.5 % | ≈ 73′ | Empathy | 56 % | 45 % | 49 % | 15 % |
| 87.5 % | ≈ 78′ | Tension | 66 % | 54 % | 59 % | 11 % |
| 92.5 % | ≈ 82′ | Empathy | 73 % | 62 % | 65 % | 12 % |
| 97.5 % | ≈ 87′ | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence | Not enough subtitle evidence |
Riches to rags
Rags to riches: The emotional tone rises from negative to positive.
Riches to rags: The emotional tone falls from positive to negative.
Man in a hole: The tone falls, then recovers.
Icarus: The tone rises, then falls.
Cinderella: The tone rises, falls, then rises again.
Oedipus: The tone falls, rises, then falls again.
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Cast
SPA Managerin
SPA Mitarbeiter / Ausbilder
Mitarbeiter auf der Massageliege
Küchenchef
Koch Björn
Koch Marcel / Ausbilder
Koch
Frau Weiß / schlafender Massagegast
Küchenhilfe / Swimmingpool
Housekeeping Mitarbeiterin
Polizist / Beifahrer
Massagegast / Weg des Steaks
Massagegast / Weg des Steaks
Service / Weg des Steaks
Fr. Seefeld / Massagegast Belästigung
Sängerin
Musikant
Details
- Directed by
- Jakob Lass
- Written by
- Jakob Lass, Ines Schiller, Timon Schäppi, Nico Woche
- Type
- Movies
- Released
- 2013
- Runtime
- 89 min
- Country
- Germany
- Ratings
- Feels mostly
- Excitement
- Data updated
Where to watch
Rent
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