Porch Pirates
2024 · 107 min · Director: Jeff Hamm
Show plot summary (may contain spoilers)
When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
Emotional fingerprint
Porch Pirates (2024) — Movie. Top emotional signals: Humor 35%, Excitement 20%, Smile 20%. Source: AI estimate. Shares describe emotional signal, not percentages of people. Your experience may differ. How we measure
- Humor35%
- Excitement20%
- Smile20%
- Relief15%
- Love10%
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Share of emotional signal, not the percentage of people or a probability of enjoyment.
Each viewer contributes one response, split equally across their selected emotions. When available, an automated estimate supplies a prior that is blended with those responses. Counts include distinct viewers, not automated estimates or archived anonymous votes. Fewer than 3 viewers is an early estimate; more responses do not guarantee certainty.
Why it feels this way
The strongest emotional signals are Humor, Excitement, Smile. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Family. AI estimate.
Is it worth watching?
Consider this title if you are looking for Humor, Excitement and Smile. Its IMDb rating of 5.0/10 suggests a mixed audience reception; consider how well the emotional profile suits you. For these leading emotions, its Feel Score is 63/100.
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Emotional journey
- Humor
- Love
- Tension
Not enough subtitle evidence
No dominant emotion
Dominant emotion: Humor
Dominant emotion: Love
Dominant emotion: Joy
Dominant emotion: Sadness
Dominant emotion: Tension
Dominant emotion
| % | Approximate minute | Dominant emotion | Overall intensity | Humor | Love | Tension |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.5 % | ≈ 3′ | Humor | 43 % | 37 % | 15 % | 18 % |
| 7.5 % | ≈ 8′ | Love | 45 % | 36 % | 28 % | 14 % |
| 12.5 % | ≈ 13′ | Joy | 43 % | 35 % | 28 % | 14 % |
| 17.5 % | ≈ 19′ | Humor | 41 % | 39 % | 19 % | 14 % |
| 22.5 % | ≈ 24′ | Humor | 44 % | 43 % | 10 % | 16 % |
| 27.5 % | ≈ 29′ | Humor | 44 % | 41 % | 4 % | 23 % |
| 32.5 % | ≈ 35′ | Humor | 41 % | 39 % | 1 % | 25 % |
| 37.5 % | ≈ 40′ | Humor | 45 % | 41 % | 1 % | 31 % |
| 42.5 % | ≈ 45′ | Humor | 55 % | 41 % | 13 % | 33 % |
| 47.5 % | ≈ 51′ | Sadness | 59 % | 38 % | 30 % | 18 % |
| 52.5 % | ≈ 56′ | Humor | 54 % | 43 % | 30 % | 15 % |
| 57.5 % | ≈ 62′ | Humor | 49 % | 46 % | 21 % | 24 % |
| 62.5 % | ≈ 67′ | Humor | 50 % | 39 % | 19 % | 30 % |
| 67.5 % | ≈ 72′ | Tension | 57 % | 28 % | 13 % | 49 % |
| 72.5 % | ≈ 78′ | Tension | 69 % | 19 % | 14 % | 68 % |
| 77.5 % | ≈ 83′ | Tension | 70 % | 15 % | 28 % | 63 % |
| 82.5 % | ≈ 88′ | Love | 57 % | 26 % | 36 % | 43 % |
| 87.5 % | ≈ 94′ | Humor | 54 % | 39 % | 38 % | 31 % |
| 92.5 % | ≈ 99′ | Joy | 61 % | 38 % | 45 % | 23 % |
| 97.5 % | ≈ 104′ | Love | 65 % | 35 % | 57 % | 12 % |
Man in a hole
Rags to riches: The emotional tone rises from negative to positive.
Riches to rags: The emotional tone falls from positive to negative.
Man in a hole: The tone falls, then recovers.
Icarus: The tone rises, then falls.
Cinderella: The tone rises, falls, then rises again.
Oedipus: The tone falls, rises, then falls again.
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Cast
Sticky/Kenny Rogers
Fast Eddie
Charley
Sarah
Bobby
Delivery Man
Izzy
Becky
Emily
Captain Logan
Ralph
Hunter
Newscaster
Frank
Details
- Directed by
- Jeff Hamm
- Written by
- Jeff Hamm, Justin Chaffee, Jay Dee Walters, Jeff Hamm
- Type
- Movies
- Released
- 2024
- Runtime
- 107 min
- Ratings
- Feels mostly
- Humor
- Data updated
Where to watch
Free
Data: JustWatch
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