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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

2008 · 85 min · Director: Mike Nawrocki ★ IMDb 5.7 · 3,335 ratings

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Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With their own problems of might not having this dream come true, they soon find themselves traveling back in time into the 17th century and begin a quest to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and learn about being pirates.

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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (2008) — Movie. Top emotional signals: Humor 35%, Excitement 25%, Surprise 15%. Source: AI estimate. Shares describe emotional signal, not percentages of people. Your experience may differ. How we measure

  1. Humor35%
  2. Love15%

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Why it feels this way

The strongest emotional signals are Humor, Excitement, Surprise. Genres: Comedy, Adventure, Animation. AI estimate.

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Consider this title if you are looking for Humor, Excitement and Surprise. Its IMDb rating of 5.7/10 suggests a mixed audience reception; consider how well the emotional profile suits you. For these leading emotions, its Feel Score is 57/100.

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Emotional journey

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  • Humor
  • Hope
  • Relief

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No dominant emotion

Dominant emotion: Tension

Dominant emotion: Hope

Dominant emotion: Humor

Dominant emotion: Curiosity

Dominant emotion: Relief

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Hope
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Emotional journey Emotional intensity over the film’s runtime, from quieter to stronger on a fixed 0–1 scale. Hatched intervals have insufficient subtitle evidence. The table provides the values.
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Dominant emotion

Intensity dips around 13 %, then peaks around 88 %.Ending hidden

Emotional journey
%Approximate minuteDominant emotionOverall intensityHumorHopeRelief
2.5 %≈ 2′Tension60 %13 %25 %2 %
7.5 %≈ 6′Hope54 %26 %39 %3 %
12.5 %≈ 11′Hope51 %40 %43 %3 %
17.5 %≈ 15′Humor55 %49 %31 %4 %
22.5 %≈ 19′Curiosity57 %53 %28 %4 %
27.5 %≈ 23′Humor59 %54 %32 %13 %
32.5 %≈ 28′Humor61 %57 %31 %24 %
37.5 %≈ 32′Humor59 %57 %28 %14 %
42.5 %≈ 36′Humor54 %54 %30 %3 %
47.5 %≈ 40′Humor54 %54 %29 %3 %
52.5 %≈ 45′Humor59 %58 %26 %3 %
57.5 %≈ 49′Humor66 %54 %32 %6 %
62.5 %≈ 53′Tension69 %46 %39 %16 %
67.5 %≈ 57′Humor66 %49 %39 %26 %
72.5 %≈ 62′Tension65 %50 %39 %31 %
77.5 %≈ 66′Tension68 %50 %43 %29 %
82.5 %≈ 70′Tension74 %44 %51 %36 %
87.5 %≈ 74′Relief76 %36 %56 %57 %
92.5 %≈ 79′Relief70 %46 %51 %50 %
97.5 %≈ 83′Hope63 %53 %50 %25 %
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Rags to riches: The emotional tone rises from negative to positive.

Riches to rags: The emotional tone falls from positive to negative.

Man in a hole: The tone falls, then recovers.

Icarus: The tone rises, then falls.

Cinderella: The tone rises, falls, then rises again.

Oedipus: The tone falls, rises, then falls again.

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Cast

TH
Tim Hodge

MN
Mike Nawrocki

PV
Phil Vischer

Cam Clarke

Robert the Terrible / The King (voice)

LG
Laura Gerow

Eloise (voice)

Yuri Lowenthal

Alexander (voice)

AL
Alan Lee

Blind Man / One-Eyed Louie (voice)

CT
Cydney Trent

Bernadette (Petunia) (voice)

KP
Keri Pisapia

Ellen (voice)

MM
Megan Murphy

Madame Blueberry (voice)

SM
Sondra Morton Chaffin

Caroline (voice)

JP
Jim Poole

Pirate Scooter Carrot (voice)

TH
Tim Hodge

Jolly Joe / King's Ship Officer / Background Voices (voice)

DL
Drake Lyle

George Jr. / Rock Monster Boy (voice)

AN
Ally Nawrocki

Lucy / Rock Monster Girl (voice)

PK
Patrick Kramer

Collin (voice)

SY
Sloan Yarborough

Photographer (voice)

JS
Joe Spadaford

Jacob Lewis / Stubb Pirate Overlord / Stubb Pirate Coward (voice)

JW
John Wahba

Dungeon Guard / Pirate with Dummy Sidekick (voice)

CC
Colleen Curtis

Theater Customer Woman (voice)

BK
Brian K. Roberts

Steadfast Soldier / Theater Customer Man / Pirate Pilot (voice)

Details

Directed by
Mike Nawrocki
Written by
Phil Vischer, Mike Nawrocki
Type
Animation
Released
2008
Runtime
85 min
Country
United States, Canada
Ratings
★ IMDb 5.7 · 3,335 ratings
Feels mostly
Humor
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